Dame liked knives – that’s how I knew she was different. And her curves were dynamite, just waiting to go off. I could hear the timer ticking away in my head. Tall, blonde, blue eyes. She was none of those things, but tell her that any of that made her less of a woman, and she’d give you an Enzo Angiolini enema. Not one of those half-inch pump deals either. …
I really have so much to write about that it’s not even funny. Too bad none of it is important. But what do you expect from a blog? This is a haven for the irrelevant. So, every now and then, I’ll get these weird posts to my blog comments. I can only assume that they’re bots of some kind, but why they’ve targeted me, I’m not sure. What I am sure…
“So when the policeman cracks my jaw I’ll say, that must be the 25 percent you didn’t know.” That’s what my friend Kate said when I told her that we only need to get a 75 percent on our law exam to continue on in the police academy. But then I put it balance for her, and explained that EMT’s also only need a 75 percent to pass their exams. You…
Wow was that a dry spell. But when you only get two hours of sleep a night, I guess there’s good reason. And I don’t want to mislead anybody by saying “was” a dry spell, since I don’t really predict being all that prolific anytime soon. Basically, I’m still in school, working, and now attending the Portland Police Reserve Academy. All good stuff, but it doesn’t leave much time to do…
Lisa Luscious Becomes A Star
New Space – Portland, OR December 1 – 31, 2003 Shared Exhibition “Is it so wrong to wish for something I don’t have? They say that fame doesn’t bring happiness, but how can I know until I’ve tasted it? Even more importantly, what does it take to achieve that fame? If I become someone else, I may be loved, but can’t truly be happy living the lie. If I stay…
Song of the day: You’re the one – The Vogues
Well, I haven’t had much time to work on my art lately with school, the kitchen remodel, work, etc, so I thought I’d at least post the ones that I did have finished. A clever observer might notice that there is no Blue #1. That’s because I think it sucks right now, and I’m not going to post it until it’s better. Can I do that? Of course I can, I…
Song of the day: Abba-Gadda-Davida – Storm and The Balls
Superman gets a Spiderman complex? How lame is that? I mean, it’s been well known for a long time that I’m a sucker for Smallville, but come lately, I’m trying really hard to not like the show. It all started when Clark “broke up” with Lana (yeah, I think they were together for like, one episode or something), and gives her the whole “I can’t be with you because I’ll just…