Something happened today that I didn’t expect. I was notified of my social security benefits. It came in a very official looking envelope, and my first thought was what the hell could I be getting from social security services? I thought maybe it was some kind of unemployment information or something, but no, it really was about social security benefits. It was chock full of great things like “What social security…

You know what I hate? I hate it when you meet up with someone you haven’t seen in a long time, especially if you once spent a lot of time or had a lot of fun with that person, and they act all “oh it’s so good to see you I still talk about you all the time what are you up to we should get together sometime soon and…

So I went and saw Queen of the Damned yesterday. It was not the high point of my weekend. Not that I had expected it to be, mind you, in fact if anything, it was slightly better than I’d expected, and if you’re a goth then this movie will be the best thing you will see all year. It’s biggest flaw is that it’s just plain boring. Really, really boring. I say this…

I have so many things to do, and I’m not doing a damn one of them. I think the laziness/I-just-want-to-sit-on-my-ass bug that seems to be prevalent in my circle is rubbing off on me. The one I should be working on most is the one I’m looking forward to the least. It’s a book, with illustrations, that I’m supposed to be writing for a friend’s son. It was my girlfriend’s idea,…

Oh boy am I out of shape. I need to work on that. And by the way, congratulations, Peachy. My best wishes to you both. I need food. Now

You’ll notice that I’ve been lazy yet again, and haven’t written for a couple of days. There’s a good reason I assure you (other than just being plain old unmotivated to write – though that is a big factor). You see, I’m becoming a monster.  Not a monster in the Sesame Street sense, nor a monster in the redneck, shotgun rack in the truck sense (though scarily, I’m probably closer to that one…

I was all ready to post a long, self-indulgent, semi-self-deprecating, touchy-feely, get in touch with my inner self entry. In fact, I had most of it written, sitting here, just waiting to be put online for the world to see.  But you’ll have to wait. I was watching TV, and found something that I haven’t watched in a long time. And it’s much more important than anything else I would…