The GnOme StOry (abridged)
‘ere am Ahy. Jest sittin’ et me tohypewrohyta, wrohyin’ a story. Ahy’m callin’ it… THE GNOME STORY Ahy’m sittin’ ‘ere, mahyndin’ me own business. In fact, Ahy’m quahyt comf’tabol in the Layzy Boy, the blaynket pulled up ta me chin. Ahy looks left, then rohyt, scannin’ the room. All clea’. Wayt. Oh, rohyt…all clea’. Ahy lay me ‘ead back. “Allo John.” Me eyes pop open. It’s stahndin’ the’. All fou’…