I spent the twenty-four of the last seventy-two hours driving. Actually, if you count the fact that I’d just gotten off work, it would be thirty-four out of eighty-two hours. My friends, that’s enough to give anyone a cramp in their ass. The reason for such insanity? Well, my great grandmother just had her one-hundredth birthday, and I had to drive down to Turlock, California. Since you’ve probably never heard…

December 31, 2002
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I’m not lazy, really. I’ve just been busy again. And trying to grab sleep where I can. I got a new job you see, and I… well, I’ll start at the beginning. Last week was finals week, and though I didn’t have any true finals – I just lucked out that way – I did have five pages of essay to revise. Of course I picked my worst possible essay,…

December 16, 2002
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Booze Cruise

It was a Thursday, around one thirty in the afternoon, and I was taking an opportunity to indulge in my most prominent vice – beer.  There were only two other people in the bar, both of them regulars.  They sat in their usual seats, drinking their usual drinks, and chain smoking cigarettes at twenty-five cents a pop.  Between just the two of them, they’d managed to fill the bar with…

December 13, 2002
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In my head: Peace Train – 10,000 Maniacs

Conversation behind me on the bus today: “Like in my class you can get like an A if you recite The Raven. I don’t know why. He says that if you like recite it all it’ll be like a report and if you get like an A you’ll like get an A on the report.” “So are you gonna do it?” “Oh my God have you read like the Tall…

December 6, 2002
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In my head: A Little Less Conversation – Elvis (JXL Remix)

You know what I really hate? The way my fingers smell after I floss. Yeah, I’m sure you really wanted to know that, but it’s true. It just grosses me the hell out. And it’s not like I don’t floss very often, I do it every day. You’d think that after a while it would be so sparkly clean in there that the scent I could reap from it would smell…

December 4, 2002
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In my head: Chinatown – Hot Club of Cowtown

I guess the logical place to start is with my dissatisfaction of my current blogging setup. I’m obviously a control freak, and I just don’t like the idea that I have to rely on outside sources for both the blog engine itself, and the commenting software (which is the biggest problem). I want it all in one tidy location, and I want to have the power. The power to mold and…

December 2, 2002
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