*ding* *dong* *ding* *dong* (yes, that’s my poor, textual rendition of wedding bells, not a doorbell) All the best to Peachy in Vegas on her wedding day. May you be swooned by a hundred Elvis impersonators, do well at the tables, and have a groovy time. Replies: 1 Comment Why, purple and white were my wedding colors! (Okay, I didn’t really have wedding colors.) I’m back. The wedding turned out…

Thought I wasn’t going to make it, didn’t you? Well, feh. That’s what I say. Okay, maybe I cheated a little. But really, would you have ever known?